Typically at our house at dinner time, Caroline says grace.
Claire has been wanting to participate as well.
Since it seems like terrible parenting to prevent your child from praying, we oblige, and the girls take turns.
Last week, she folded her hands, closed her eyes and said…
“I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.”
Lynn and I looked at each other and tried not to explode laughing.
It was exactly like the scene from the movie National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.